The Adventures of Bubba the standard poodle.

Hi my name is Bubba. Well really it's Royale's Honky Tonk man, but I go by 'Bubba.'

Today is May-11th. They tell me it's mother's day today.

Yesterday my sister came over for my party. I don’t really know what the party was for, but it was probably for me. We played. She ran I chased her, man is she fast!

She ran down the patio, then back then down then back then down then… Well you get the idea.

I showed her my chew bone collection, she was impressed. She tried to chew one up while I was there, imagine that. She thought she could chew up my chewies.

I asked my mom if she could spend the night but I was told maybe next time. Any way it was a fun day.



Hi my name is Bubba. Well really it's Royale's Honky Tonk man, but I go by 'Bubba.'

Today is March something..., I am young I don't know how to tell time.

I am just a small puppy but my owners thought they would take me to snake class.

Today my humans tortured me. It was an emotionally traumatic experience. First he put me in a car, its this big thing they climb in an go places, but he drives to fast. I am pretty certain he was going faster than a puppy should go, so I threw up.

Then he took me to this place where they had lots of strange animals. My human tells me they were Llamas and Cockatoos and lots of dogs. I even got to see a Newfie or two, but they were not my Naughty Newf. Naughty Newf protects me and keeps me safe.

Then he put this colar on me and wanted me to walk up to a cage full of rattle snakes. Now I am just a puppy and not that wise but the was touching the box and trying to get me to get close to them. I am smarter than him because I knew you don’t play with rattle snakes. Then when I sniffed ever so cautiously one bit me!

We ran away, and do you know what that dork human did, he tried to go back to the snakes. Well the snake didn’t bite him, so I walked away.

He then put me back in the car and drove home, but of course he drove too fast. So I threw up again.

I am never going near a snake again, no way no how. No matter how dumb my human is. Walking up to the cage of live snakes. He is not very bright.